No mention of which religion

Which I guess means it can't be Islam or it'd be front page news. I'm guessing it's those pesky Catholics again.

Enough with the John Terry puns already!

The poor mite.

Katy who?

No this one doesn't have a big arse.

You've taken all the fun out of it!

Where's your sense of good sportsmanship? Poor show old chaps.

And you thought YOU were paranoid?

Turns out radiotransmitters in your fillings aren't the only way they're out to get you

I'm not

What now?

Prof Crips

Check dis climate change mofo. Wikkid