What a miserable tosser

Talk about pessimism!

Aids volcano

AMBULANCE CREW

Represent

Scott Tenorman

Wonder if he's got pubes

Justice is served!

Hope you've all got your Stop & Search cards in your wallets! It's pay day!

Sex object claims

And sex change claims apparently

WTF

Can someone in marketing please explain this advert to me.

SHOCK HORROR!!

Quilt cover gives birth

Jibe win

'Welcome to Manchester, Alex'

Cracking letter

You'll have to view full size to read it.

Layout win

Metro understands the power of association