Blue army!

The front line, J company

Name fail

Aspiration fail

Old school

It just needed a poached egg

Tilly, ffs!

She makes going for a shit a hazardous experience.

For pity's sake

Just let them have drugs will you?

Cat + snow = fascination

I'm just glad the windows are shut.

BMW queue

Knobheads

This is pathetic

People who just don't seem able to use second gear should be banned from the roads.

Middlesbrough

Transporter bridge through the snow

Prestwich M60

Lush!

Salford this morning

Lush. Hope we get to Middlesbrough ok!

Going home

Bring out the funny old pictures mum

Happy New Year

Only my mum would wash up polystyrene plates. Bet she did it at 2am as well. Happy New Year everyone!