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Letter in Metro Mail, Monday 23rd August 2010

Please ignore this if it feeds into Facebook....

Photos of sofas going on eBay!

Weekender moves to please Jesus’s friends | Ravetalk

Weekender moves to please Jesus’s friends | Ravetalk

Funny.

Attention: Male ChauVanHeusenist Pigs

Thomas Fink's Homepage

GET THE TECHNO ON! Netherlands - Brasil (2-1) @ Museumplein, Amsterdam (July 2, 2010)

CPS change tactics

It's easier and more than applying for extradition

CUNTER

Yes.

Indoor weather

It's so hot on this train the flies are dying

Mental image

Thanks Kylie

Name win

I almost wish mine was this awesome.

"Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand"

What a miserable tosser

Talk about pessimism!

Aids volcano

AMBULANCE CREW

Represent

Scott Tenorman

Wonder if he's got pubes

Justice is served!

Hope you've all got your Stop & Search cards in your wallets! It's pay day!

Sex object claims

And sex change claims apparently

WTF

Can someone in marketing please explain this advert to me.

SHOCK HORROR!!

Quilt cover gives birth

Jibe win

'Welcome to Manchester, Alex'

Cracking letter

You'll have to view full size to read it.

Layout win

Metro understands the power of association

Donk

"The incessant sound of a pipe being hit by a sledgehammer"

Community Trademark Number 834150

Weetabix goes co-op?

I'm at the back of the queue!

Sportcity express

Lovely

Milky milky

Picture speaks louder than words

:-)

My fucking bus

I pwn it.

There is no end

But here's the lower half

Now that's what I call a rainbow!

What you probably can't see is that from 18 floor up it's actually a full circle. That's mental

Fully...

At least the visitors have tried to correct it

Some drivers are bitches

Some drivers are bitches

OM NOM NOM NOM

That was spiffing

OM NOM NOM NOM

That was spiffing

I don't know many but

that Richard is a murderous son of a bitch

For Pedro

That's the view!

It's not true what they say

It's not THAT big

Plankton

860 thousand to a level teaspoon

Would you like mackerel with your microdot?

Plymouth's hippies branch out to include local produce

Punctuation fail

She's a

As the Hoe said to the Bishop

I like how it tells you

...right at the bottom of the packet you've just finished

Double sided coupon

Identical, in *almost* every way... What is the point I wonder

No mention of which religion

Which I guess means it can't be Islam or it'd be front page news. I'm guessing it's those pesky Catholics again.

Enough with the John Terry puns already!

The poor mite.

Katy who?

No this one doesn't have a big arse.

You've taken all the fun out of it!

Where's your sense of good sportsmanship? Poor show old chaps.

And you thought YOU were paranoid?

Turns out radiotransmitters in your fillings aren't the only way they're out to get you

The right hand of Chow