On the way to Bangface

Already had one beer... Hoping the second doesn't fuck me up!

Ice cream was never so much fun!

Sounds exciting but it's not exactly worthy of the front page is it. Who said journalism was sensationalist

What a way to go!

I've gotta go clubbing at Koko.

Broken arm

My First Plaster Cast

At last!

A tangible reason!

MAGNUM

GABBA!!

I succumbed

Finally bought a FIFA after years of Pro Evoing. Mainly through peer pressure I must admit, but this one's supposed to be good. And only 30 quid brand new on eBay! baldmosher1 if you fancy a game on Live.

Sunday trading

10.59am at Asda Hulme

Perry

Not the pear variety

HFW goes to war

Archeologist

He certainly looks like an archaeologist!

Start em young

152.99bpm

A wanker, yesterday.

Ripped apart

Quite a bold claim but very funny nonetheless.

The triple

Totally necessary.

The Juicelady

Not the same as lady juice.

Cracking bottle of wine!

Opened with sweet blackberry crumble and mellowed to oak and tobacco. Wondrous!

Only one cunt in Scunthorpe

Babelfish

Free with every Pot Noodle

Slow week for DVD releases

Slow week for DVD releases