Wednesday 2 June 2010

CPS change tactics


It's easier and more than applying for extradition

Sunday 23 May 2010

CUNTER


Yes.

Indoor weather


It's so hot on this train the flies are dying

Friday 21 May 2010

Tuesday 11 May 2010

Name win


I almost wish mine was this awesome.

"Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand"

Wednesday 28 April 2010

Saturday 24 April 2010

Friday 23 April 2010

Wednesday 21 April 2010

Scott Tenorman


Wonder if he's got pubes

Justice is served!


Hope you've all got your Stop & Search cards in your wallets! It's pay day!

Sex object claims


And sex change claims apparently

Wednesday 14 April 2010

WTF


Can someone in marketing please explain this advert to me.

Monday 12 April 2010

SHOCK HORROR!!


Quilt cover gives birth

Jibe win


'Welcome to Manchester, Alex'

Saturday 10 April 2010

Cracking letter


You'll have to view full size to read it.

Thursday 1 April 2010

Layout win


Metro understands the power of association

Wednesday 31 March 2010

Donk


"The incessant sound of a pipe being hit by a sledgehammer"

Thursday 25 March 2010

Tuesday 23 March 2010

Monday 22 March 2010

There is no end


But here's the lower half

Now that's what I call a rainbow!


What you probably can't see is that from 18 floor up it's actually a full circle. That's mental

Tuesday 16 March 2010

Fully...


At least the visitors have tried to correct it

Sunday 14 March 2010

For Pedro


That's the view!

Thursday 11 March 2010

I like how it tells you


...right at the bottom of the packet you've just finished

Double sided coupon


Identical, in *almost* every way... What is the point I wonder

Wednesday 10 March 2010

No mention of which religion


Which I guess means it can't be Islam or it'd be front page news. I'm guessing it's those pesky Catholics again.

Enough with the John Terry puns already!


The poor mite.

Tuesday 9 March 2010

Katy who?


No this one doesn't have a big arse.

You've taken all the fun out of it!


Where's your sense of good sportsmanship? Poor show old chaps.

And you thought YOU were paranoid?


Turns out radiotransmitters in your fillings aren't the only way they're out to get you